Ok, so I had a little incident that occurred over the holiday that I would like to talk about. There was this boy… JUST KIDDING! I was going to make this story really elaborate but thought I may lose some readers along the way, and lets face it, I can’t afford that! I actually would like to dig into the whole Adam Lambert AMA performance attention without boring you.

So what? NOW our society doesn’t want to see a fierce young man simulate a blow job on prime time national television? What’s wrong with you people? I know the media covered a lot of this story so I’m going to hop on the bandwagon and drag it out a bit more. The full frontal grind-a-thon was a little much Mr. Lambert but the kiss was, um, appropriate? I say it that way because of the beautiful flash back image I have burned into my mind of the Britney/Madonna kiss from the VMA’s many moons ago that paved the way for same sex kiss Adam displayed a few weeks ago. Is it a little harder to see two guys than two girls? Yes. Because girls are hot and guys are not! Well, at least that’s how our society seems to think.